You will never be this cool.

After careful consideration, here is my list of the top ten list of the coolest dudes ever.

10. Black Dynamite-Uh, his fucking name is BLACK DYNAMITE.

Quote: "Donuts don't wear alligator shoes"

9. John McLain-While trying to take out a bunch of german terrorists, he coins the greatest catchphrase ever.

Quote: "Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker"

8. Indiana Jones-Why sword fight a guy when you can just shoot him?

Quote: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see him. I've got nothing better to do"

7.Mr Blonde-Cutting a dude's ear off while dancing to some 70's tune makes you pretty damn cool.

Quote "You gonna bark all day little doggy?"

6. John Shaft-His theme song is the thing Isaac Hayes is known for. Besides fucking Chef. That's pretty damn cool.

Quote: just about the whole damn song.

5. Tony Stark-Well to start with, HE'S IRON MAN. Secondly he gets to get with super hot ladies, boss Gweneth Paltrow around, plus he fought the dude and won.

4. Jack Sparrow-Like POTC or not, Jack Sparrow is cool as hell. Stole a ship from the British Royal Navy by making them chase the OTHER ship he stole.

Quote:"Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one."

3. Bruce Wayne: HE'S BATMAN. NEXT.

Quote: too many to choose from, but currently resting at "I'm the goddamn batman"

2. Jules Winnfield-Amongst all the cool ass stuff he did in Pulp Fiction, I'm gonna choose the fact that he made a dude look like a bitch and made the dude's woman just about piss herself and cry WHILE THEY WERE ROBBING HIM.

Quote "I'm a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka, muthafucka!"

1. Han Solo-You've been captured. All of your friends may be dead soon. You are about to frozen and handed off as a trophy. You may not survive the freezing process. Your old friend double crossed you. The entire galaxy is in trouble. The woman you love (who you could very likely never see again) looks at you with her big brown eyes all full of hope, sorrow, and longing and says as if this his her ;last shot at it "I LOVE YOU!" Your response? As badass as you can muster "I know." HO. LEE. SHIT.

Quote: uh, the above mentioned "I KNOW".

Now this is a list of cool ass dudes. Not super badass motherfuckers, hence the omission of chuck norris and mr. t. Although that list would be similar. Besides Chuck Norris and Mr. T. refuse to be on any list except the list of shit that's better than everything else EVER. They're the only two things on that list, btw.

1. Han Solo